10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.