10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.