10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz