10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.