10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament