10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd