10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.