10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth