10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "No river, no fish."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson