10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?