10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Fold and live to fold again
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek