10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.