10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)