10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Fold and live to fold again
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth