10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.