10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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