10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- It's Free To Fold...
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.