10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo