10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."