10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger