10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is