10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is for loners.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.