10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.