10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.