10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.