10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- It's Free To Fold...