10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed