10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.