10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright