10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim