10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is for fat, American losers.