10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword