10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim