10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Fold and live to fold again
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The all-in play works everytime but once.