10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown