10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986