10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)