10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "All-in, bitches!!!"