10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)