10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."