10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---