10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "No river, no fish."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.