10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!