10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS