10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.