10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Fold and live to fold again
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• You have to piss with the dick you have