10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is for loners.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."