10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.