10 Random Poker Quotes

you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.