10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from